Dances & Funnies: April 19-24
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown
Solve most of your problems this weekend with a visit to Swing City on Friday. I will teach the most romantic dance on the planet giving you the chance to put everything in perspective so solutions come much easier. The workshop at 8pm is Night Club Waltz (also called slow dancing) - a great way to dance to the ballads at any weddings you might be attending soon. I will then play a fun mix of Ballroom, Latin and Swing music at the dance from 9 to 11pm.
Celebrate National Dance Week (April 24-May 3) at my 30th Anniversary Social Dance featuring the music of Ron King on Saturday, April 30th at the Edelweiss Club. I will teach Cha Cha in the workshop to start the evening and play a fun mix of music in the breaks. Reserve your tickets with me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Totally New and Freshly Picked Dance Classes for April and May are listed on the Lessons Page. These classes have been specifically designed to provide you with many hours of fun on the dance floor. Beginner West Coast Swing starts this Friday.
My 30th Anniversary Big Band Formal Masquerade Ball will held on Saturday, May 28th. Ticket information will be available soon - check your newsletter weekly to ensure that you get all of the details.
Tickets for the three Victoria tables I have set aside for Island Fantasy Ball are almost gone. Contact me soon if you wish to join us. See more info below.
My Caribbean Dance Cruise in February 2017 is almost sold out. Cabins on my 2017 Caribbean Dance Cruise are filling up quickly - book soon if you want a great price on a dance cruise before the cabins are gone. Email me at email@example.com for more information.
Dances for the next week:
Tuesday, April 19 ---------------
Event: West Coast Swing Collective: 7:45 to 9:45pm Place: Eastern Star Hall; 3281 Harriet Road Dance Floor: Medium/Hardwood Admission: $4
Wednesday, April 20 ------
Event: Seniors (55+) Social Dance; 2-3pm Place: Gordon Head Rec Center, 4100 Lambrick Way. Dance Floor: Medium, Hardwood. Admission: FREE
Friday, April 22 ----------
Event: Swing City Ballroom Dance 8-11pm Workshop: Night Club Waltz with John at 8pm Place: Victoria Edelweiss Club, 108 Niagara Dance Floor: Large/Hardwood Admission: $10
Event: Red Hot Swing, 8:30pm - 12:30am Place: Dance Victoria on Quadra Dance Floor: Medium, Hardwood. Admission: $10/$13
Event: Argentine Tango 8pm-1am Place: Café Casablanca, 2524 Bridge Street Dance Floor: Small/Medium, wood Admission: $10 workshop & dance plus $2 consumption charge
Saturday, April 23 -----
Congratulations Ron and Elizabeth. We wish you many years of fun on the dance floor.
Event: Island Singles Dance: 9pm-midnight Place: Da Vince Centre, 195 Bay St Dance Floor: Large/Hardwood Admission: $15
Event: Nothin' But Swing, 8:30pm-12:30am Place: Burnside Gorge Community Centre, 3130 Road Dance Floor: Medium, Hardwood. Admission: $5/$7/8
Event: Latin Dance, (8:30pm-1am) Place: Café Casablanca 2524 Bridge Street Dance Floor: Medium/Small, Hardwood. Admission: $10 plus $2 consumption charge
Sunday, April 24 ---------
Event: PMP dance with Honey Crooners/Tom Watson: 7–10pm Place: Monterey Centre, 1442 Monterey Ave Dance Floor: Large, Linoleum. Admission: $10
1) The Island Fantasy Ball - Nanaimo, May 7th and 8th. Tickets and full tables are available through John de Pfyffer at firstname.lastname@example.org. This is a great event featuring two days of competition and a full buffet dinner on Saturday. Check out the YouTube video of the event at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fj9562UQvbE. More info at http://www.islandfantasyball.com/ or on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/islandfantasyball/
2) John's 30th Anniversary Social Dance Part 2 will feature Ron King on Saturday, April 30th at the Victoria Edelweiss Club. Tickets are $15 in advance - reserve your tickets at email@example.com.
3) West Shore Lions Club Fundraiser Dance - Decades of Rock Show - featuring 3 bands "Younger than Yesterday", "Free Ride," and "Rock of Ages" from 8:30 to 12:30 on Saturday, May 21st at the Royal Canadian Legion #91, Langford, 761 Station Ave. Tickets are $18 in advance and $25 at the door - ph 250-478-8365 or at Long and McQuade, 756 Hillside Ave - ph 250-384-3622. http://www.eventbrite.com/e/dance-decades-of-rock-show-may-21-2016-tickets-23723449476
Honest Brand Slogans and Flying Aromatically:
Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.”
Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”
CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”
Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”
ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”
Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.”
Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a lavender-and-chamomile scent called Calm. The Week asked its readers to come up with a better name to match “the ambience of the packed economy cabin.” These are the most flight worthy, aromatic (or could that be aero, air-o or err-o-matic) responses:
“Eau the Humanity” —Serena Meyer
“Giorgio’s Arm-on-me” —Wade Etheredge
“Chanel No. 5 Inches of Legroom” —Austin King
“Claustrophobique” —Cynthia Pocali
“Mist Connection” —Cary Berkowitz
“The 99 Per-scent” —Julia Flagg