Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door. Jerry Seinfeld

Find a better place to dance than in your shower this weekend. Swing City is closed this Friday due to another function at the hall. Have a great Mother's Day next Sunday and I hope to see you at Swing City for Cha Cha on May 18th.

New Classes for May are listed on the lessons page. Join us for the Flash Mob this year.

Dances for the next week

Wednesday, May 9 -----------

Event: Seniors (55+) Line Dance 1:15-2:15pm, Social dance 2:15-3:15pm
Place: Gordon Head Rec Center, 4100 Lambrick Way.
Dance Floor: Medium, Hardwood.
Admission: FREE

Friday, May 11 ----------

Event: Swing City Cancelled this week

Event: Argentine Tango 8pm-1am
Place: Café Casablanca, 2524 Bridge Street
Dance Floor: Small/Medium, wood
Admission: $10 workshop & dance plus $2 consumption charge

Saturday, May 12 ----------

Event: Ron and Liz Ballroom Dance: 7:30-10:30pm
Place: Commonwealth Place
Dance Floor: Large/Hardwood
Admission: $10/$12/$13/$15

Event: Red Hot Swing, 8:30pm - 12:30am
Place: Bert Richman building, 4105 Lambrick Way
Dance Floor: Medium, Hardwood.
Admission: $10/$13

Event: Latin Dance, 8:30pm-1am
Place: Café Casablanca 2524 Bridge Street
Dance Floor: Medium/Small, Hardwood.
Admission: $10 plus $2 consumption charge

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Advance Tickets:

1) Commodores Big Band Dance - 8 to 11pm on Saturday, May 26th at the Victoria Edelweiss Club. Get your group of 8 together and book a table early so that you can all sit together. Tickets are $25 in advance from John at dancevictoria@telus.net or 250-920-7556.

2) Island Dance Camp: Friday, June 15th, to Sunday, June 17th - the focus will be on social dancing: West Coast Swing, Nite Club 2-Step, Country 2-Step & Waltz! 2 fun dances; 4 instructors; 19 fabulous workshops; breakfast, lunch & dinner on Saturday; Camping onsite …. Door prizes and so much more!! Held at the Lighthouse Community Hall in Qualicum Bay. Cost: early bird $120 – after May 1st $140. Please make cheques payable to: Gwen Spinks and mail to: 900 Colleen Road, Gabriola V0R 1X3 or E-transfer to: wannadance@shaw.ca. More info: http://gwenspinks.com/events/island-dance-camp-2/

3) Oktoberfest 2018 at the Edelweiss Club: Friday, October 26 and Saturday, October 27 with music provided by S-Bahn. Tickets available now. Members $25 – Guests $45. Authentic German cuisine available to purchase. Doors open at 6:00. Adults Only. Call 250-383-4823 and leave a message.

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Alex King has his own dictionary:

Arbitrator: n. A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

Avoidable: v. What a bullfighter tried to do.

Burglarize: n. What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters: npl. Workers who install kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse: v. What a Cockney barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: n. A clumsy ophthamologist.

Paradox: npl. Two physicians.

Parasites: npl. What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist: n. A farm hand.

Relief: v. What trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck: vp. What you do to relax your wife.

Sudafed: v. Brought a suit against a government official.

Dance with any official in a suit or a dress